Laziness is my middle name.

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

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Don’t be afraid to make mistakes..

Is there a rehab for Facebook addiction?

Never Say Neverrr, you just said it twice ?

You have lot of curves and I have no brakes

Vote Up Vote Down My Facebook wall is broken.

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

All work and no play, will make you a manager.

It`s too late to apologize. The damage is done.

Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.